I'm not shitting on your thread LaSalle but I'm having a really hard time understanding why anyone cares about this. it's such a nonstory regardless what happened.

the police there are shady as fuck so maybe that could be interesting but otherwise if you ever saw an interview with lochte last Olympics it was obvious he's dumber than most upright humans. so he broke a bathroom door and lied. we need better stories out of the Olympians downtime than that. I wanna know about the sex marathons that went down in Olympic village.

Not me Mon ami, no swim program in Da Berry, to this day as far as I know. Crazy because it seems every other high school in America has a swim team.

I probably would have because I am a damn good swimmer. A few years ago I might have even raced @Nutriaitch in the bayou behind his house but not now. My competitive days are behind me unless we are on a golf course or a bar.

I play Golden Tee in bars - does that count?

Too much beer will do that to you

I've played it a few times and swore it off. No way I could afford it AND my bar tab.

At the time I posted I knew this was the inevitable reply. Just a question of who and when.

To be accurate I should have said "I go to bars and play Golden Tee tee

or lets outrage about not putting your hand over your heart during the national anthem.

Why wouldn't anyone?

you would have lost.
oh, and the race would have been in the bayou in from of the house.
the one in back would have been a really short race. that thing is narrow and shallow.