The Ryan Lochte thing

You don't know that. It might be on buddy

 

A. i learned to swim before i learned to walk.
B. I'm not afraid to cheat.

 

And you were probably a bullshitter while still in the womb. I bet you were a lil turd hustler and pulled some shit. I would love to sit and talk to your caretakers- parents and primary grade teachers.

 

I ain't skeerd

 

Nootch, if you want to whip shane's ass real bad, get him in something he has to drive. Dude can't drive to save his ass. Most women are better drivers than this guy.

 

You've never rode in a car with my wife.

 

Vegas has the odds at notch - 1200

 

Big favorite, that's one hell of a home
Bayou advantage

 

The alligators are Nooth's pets

 

I'm guessing nootch swims it for fun like. nate Diaz. I'm guessing the farthest you swam the last 10 years was when your ice chest broke loose from an inner tube.