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Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bengal B, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Yes but shanes talking lasers bc he played with one at work once.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I use to have a laser pointer. Bought it for $5 at Office Depot. Only thing it was good for was as a cat toy
     
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    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    I bought one to point out things on TV,.. turns out, lazer pointers don't show up on a TV screen,.. only thing it's good for is a cat toy,.. and shining on boobs from across the room.
     
  4. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Ok smartass, maybe just MAYBE if the beam was on the persons asshole Center mass it has a .0001 chance. If they were operating on an eye or a shoulder or hip there is no chance that the beam ignited passed gas. None! This story is up in smoke.
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Wrong. Happened.

    http://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/AJ201610300030.html
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Wrong bill nye the skipped science class guy.
     
  8. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    You are impossible, maybe you really are martin.
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    Just because you say lasers have a miniscule chance to ignite the bitchs gas doesn't make it so. But I know you think so. That's just not good enough.
     
  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    What I think probably happened is they cut into a pocket of gas. Then it might happen. There is literally zero chance she farted and caused a fire from a 3 watt co2 laser when the beam wasn't focused on her butt. None, zero, cannot happen. This is click bait or the hospital covering up malpractice.
     

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