Ever notice no one ever "retires to the north".

We moved to Iowa about the time high school football started going. We planned to go to our first game. I got home from work for quick turnaround, and my wife and daughters were all bundled up. It was pretty cool outside.

I said, “No way” this is not even cold to these people. We don’t want to look like idiots. We all went in light jackets. The natives were bundled up like a bunch of Eskimos. We froze, and looked like idiots.

Heard about that for, oh, 8 to 10 years. Damn.

What does the navy do in Iowa?

This was after navy.

After I retired, I was recruited to go out there and work with several ex navy friends.

I wonder if the AC was on for Aretha's funeral today. No matter, the former President of Perv enjoyed the show....

Fly down....going in to the weekend, like.....

With the white hair he looks like a TV evangelist.

He's praying at the altar of Ariana right there. Facking perv....he can't help himself. I wonder what the tent lady thought of it.

"I didn't look at her pututie..."