1. Dude is an absolute tub.

    He's the backup for Manning at NY, saw him warming up on the sideline after Manning took a huge hit.

    Embarrassing for a QB to weight nearly 300 lbs like that (no exaggeration).
  2. i saw that. aikman: "that is not an offensive lineman".

    i like fat athletes. they have a "regular guy" vibe that i find funny. and i dunno does it hurt a qb to be fat? all they have to do is a step around the pocket a little and toss a ball around. he couldnt be less mbile than bledsoe.

    rohan davey is a bit of fatass and i love the way he plays.
  3. Great use of the word "fatass". :thumb:
  4. Sounds like Battleship Lorenzen has lost some weight. A couple of years ago, he reported to camp at between 350 and 370 pounds.
  5. I apologize for under-reporting his weight.
  6. And he could still hide behind Charlie Weis.:hihi:
  7. Yep, I ran the numbers, and Weiss has a wingspan of lard that is exactly 4.7 inches more in circumference than Lorenzon.
  8. I bet in practice when Lorenzon's in there and they run a shotgun formation, he lines up as far back as the punter does. With all that lard, he can't move that well. Better hope Eli don't go down.
  9. I think we should come up with an all lard team:

    Lorenzen, Janikowski, Dayne (the old version), Sapp, Bettis (if he hadn't retired), etc.

    You get the picture (well they wouldn't all fit in the picture).

    I love the name "Battleship Lorenzen" by NoLimit.
  10. Madden could be the coach.