1. Around the SEC – Razorback WR arrested for DUI- 5th Razorback arrested this offseason.

    The Link: http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2008/jul/28/no-headline---2008-07-27-221813333315/

    The bit about the Razorback is about halfway down the article.


    Where does this put Arkansas in the "Fulmer Cup"?

  2. I don't know where this puts them in the Fulmer cup standings,but I can't say much for the intelligence of that receiver.

    Officer" have you been drinking?"

    Receiver" no ,but I was smoking dope earlier'


    How about " i just got laid at this girls house ,and i am tired because i have been up all day and in a hurry to get home before my girlfriend finds out."
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  3. that was my first thought. :rolleye33:

    he definitely isnt the brightest bulb in the garden.
  4. Nutt really left the shelves loaded with smart players.
  5. No, officer, I'm not drunk, but I do have an unregistered loaded gun under my seat.
  6. Did not read the article..... Just the comments here. At least the guy told the truth to the officer. Does not sound like the brightest kid, but can't fault him for telling the truth.
  7. Half the kids that get into trouble at SEC schools seem to be from Georgia.
    hhhhmmmmmmmmm

    Of course my boys are from Georgia and they never get into trouble:grin:
  8. How about "I just got laid at this girls house, my eyes are bloodshot because I took 2 Viagra that were just laying on the seat of this car I don't own and I thought they were vitamin C's and apparently all my blood
    has rushed to my eyes instead of my...................":):geaux: