tirk is his alter-ego. You didn't know that?

yes

martin is the pseudo-intellectual half

tirk is the pseudo-comedian half

both are unusually jaded but occasionally display reminders that there is a method to their madness

tirk enjoys nasty chicks and gambling more than martin

martin enjoys food and cycling more than tirk

other than that same biting irony can be found in their postings

Add: soccer, Mets.

I think you're on to something here.

this is all somewhat correct minus the nasty bitches part. Although I should clarify i like numbers not so much the gambling. and I think martin may favor snorting coke off a prostitute's ass more than me though I did enjoy that when in Panama.

And we both seem to favor the sarah palin types so maybe its a wash.

Also, Im probably the best cook I know.

this is certainly true. he likes soccer? ill have to move him down a peg.

Around the '06 World Cup, he said that soccer was terrific to watch and play. I believe it was actually in response to NoLimit's crusade against soccer, in which he proposed that the word 'soccer' replace the word 'suck' in our vernacular.

inexcusable. even moreso than the circumsiser crying like a 3 month old after a blowout loss.

Yes, I think I've lost some respect for dear Martin on that one.