Please. If they tried to do this to me it would turn out badly for them. This doesn't happen.

You can't access a backpack whilst on a bicycle, that's the whole point of messenger bags. Tirk is spreading unfortunate rumors, there has never...

I do! These boys call everything a murse, dang bullies

Sun hurts the skin

I am still angry with in Obama over his snarky bullshit during the debates with my homie mitt. Mitt claims Russia is trouble and Obama gives him...

How will I carry my things? I don't have a car, those are tiny prisons.

The news makes every place look dangerous. Nothing is ever actually dangerous unless you try hard to get in trouble in a very particularly bad...

Butterbean doesn't look like much but he can bring it

I have a ps4 and I love that thing. I have been playing far cry 4. The last of us was a brilliant game, can't recommend it highly enough. I...

Dark tan

i am still in Beirut. It's very safe. I got really drunk last night and it was awesome. The dudes at the bars tell me they think the entire city...

It's a messenger bag

I am an hour and 20 mi ute drive away from Syria. In Beirut, it's the Paris of the Middle East.

Legalization is one of the top 3 or 4 issues, up there after free trade and foreign policy. Not because smoking is fun, but because of how the war...

Not our names, we are anonymous internet characters.

Names are fascinating

Mets in 6

That is why I don't fear global warming. We can get by. If New York floods from sea water rise, we move to Philly, no big deal. If fresh water is...

That seems like a far better way to do things.

If I had kids I would make them eat peanuts as early as possible so they don't get a gay ass allergy. The warm milk in Europe apparently has a...