This is from an email a friend (not-LSU fan) sent me. It's from a list of Doctor's notes that someone published. I guess it's supposed to be true, but anyway, it's all in fun. Enjoy!

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked "So, how's your breakfast
this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem
to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly
and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly." Dr. Leonard
Kransdorf, Detroit, MI