From the article: "Conversely, if a possum likeness appeared in the gumbo, you'd have to go with LSU." Excuse me? We are the Tigers. Why would a possum be an omen. Stupid, stupid Texans.
"Since Kim is an ER doctor, you've got to wonder if she's ever seen Chris Simms in somebody's appendix." Would that mean the person would always choke in the presence of people more talented than themselves? Or would it mean that they'd gotten so far in life because of who their daddy was? For goodness' sake Tiger fans...don't get sick while in Texas. Their doctors are lunatics! I wonder if she is a member of the Clonaid cult?
