My ancestry.com report came back and it started out by advising me that I'd better take a knee before reading any further. Lol

It said I was 40%...



Over the limit.

One toke over the line

There is one in the wood shed

I have recently been infected with the genealogy research bug. It is so frustrating to see the same mistake appear in geneolgy trees over and over again.

If your family tree doesn't fork, you just might be a redneck.

I have a high profile bastard in my tree. Couple pirates, lords ladies and wide assortment of miscellaneous. It's freakish to know your relations from when there were only 2 or 3 digits in the year.

Or if it spoons

If you go to a family reunion to look for a date you might be a redneck