1. I promise you, tirk. I can hammer one in 2 gulps. I would guess that's about 2 seconds. Although I did this one in record-breaking speed b/c Shaquille O'Neal was watching me. I fucked that can of beer up.

    edit: for those of you who don't know what shotgunning is, it's when you bust a hole in the side of the beer with a key while holding it sideways then you put the spout up to your mouth and then crack it open.

    For the record, I'm faster than this guy:
  2. naught on the astronaut story. You should invite bourdain to your restaurant.
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  3. video it and Ill time it. It will be at least 5 seconds.
  4. Yeah, but I quit drinking.

    I know you believe me and you are just flaming.

  5. No I dont. You quit drinking except for when you decide to. So film it and good luck. I got 100 bucks on over 2 seconds.
  6. from the time my lips hit the can to the time I take the can away, I guarantee you it's under 2 seconds.
    I would film it right now, but I have a broken nose and you'll probably make fun of me.
  7. This dude is the champ



    followed by this dude

  8. Im gonna do that anyway. So it doesnt matter. Damn how drunk would that dude be in the first video. He could get hammered in 20 secs.
  9. man i am jealous of those dudes. looks so fun to be able to pour pints directly down like that. i would love it.
  10. I can do it. Been awhile but its a skill you are born with. Like CS has.