Francine just turned 13,
She's my little teenaged queen,
and I love her,
she's all that I want,
and I love her,
she's all that I need

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Yeah you can get arrested for shit like that these days.

Um, no. Mostly because the staff attorney isn't allowed to bail anyone out (or own a bonding company).

The staff attorney WOULD work to either get your bond reduced or negotiate a signature bond.