1. If you think the Astros is the worst team in MLB, you are simply wrong (hopefully this brings Tirk back)

    Its the Marlins and its not even close.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/25/letter-to-marlins-fans-jeffrey-loria_n_2756712.html

    How To Ruin A Franchise, Step 41: Write a full-page letter in the newspapers blaming the media, attendance, general ignorance -- anyone but yourself! -- for your decaying franchise a year after a publicly-funded stadium was built.
    That's the only explanation, right?
    Sunday was some suicidal next-step from the how-to manual Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is following into baseball oblivion. Because no one can be naturally this tone-deaf, can they?

  2. You should start a thread that reads, 'As the Martin Turns'
  3. Let's put together a collection and go buy them. They can't be worth more than about 150 bucks after all this dude has done.