Auburn gone Auburn

http://www.wdsu.com/news/around-lou...=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=wdsu

 

Title made me chuckle but leave that shyt over "there".

 

In his mugshot, it looks like he's wearing a Gump shirt.

 

Is that a mullet?

 

He wanted to see what it was really like to play GTA? Dude...I can't tell you how many times in that game I've been shot dead by the police.

 

To be fair, when that does happen, you just wake up in front of the police station.

 

Maybe he should have tried that, too.

 

He woke up inside the police station. Does that count?

What this dude needed was a urine filld balloon. That would have taken care of everything before this foolishness.

 

I love how the news reports just default to a male of a certain age as a "man". It's pretty amusing. Clearly, the perp here is just a little boy, although I've no objection to him being punished as a "man".

 

Also, I saw this link on the side of that page:

http://www.wdsu.com/news/entertainm...ard/-/9853140/21029974/-/12i38ao/-/index.html

When ya gotta go...