Giggity, giggity, goo, alright.

I would figure out some way to fling than back on her as she finishes!

THAT is a classic example of a guy with a "room-temperature IQ."

In other news, GTAV is a great game. Been playing it since the day it came out.

in other news, I live video games, but have never played a GTA game, because i have no desire to be a criminal in the virtual world.

Ah, but it makes it more challenging to beat the game without breaking any laws. You should try it!

Seriously, though, I get what you're saying. In every other VG in history, you're the good guy. This is the only one where you're not. You're just slightly less of a bad guy, at best.