ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was Carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir." The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, Sir.
Here's what the Auburn diploma will get you: http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/gallery?Site=DP&Date=20070215&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=702150810&Ref=PH&Profile=1069&Params=Itemnr=3
Caption for that picture... "Members of a Narcotics Unit from the Escambia County Sheriff's Department detain individuals at a home on X Street in Brownsville Thursday after raiding the home with a warrant to arrest them for selling drugs." Seems only logical to be selling drugs there, doesn't it?