Are you using a boat?

No, I'm gonna outswim his ass

lol.

maybe if you keep stalling for another 30 years and i end up in a wheel chair

You do know you ain't the only coonass in town right? I've spent many a day in the water.

Ah you think water is your ally? You merely adopted the water. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the land until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me!

Okay Neptune

Neptune vs Uranus - Swimmania I

Nootch - 1200 shane +850

Shane needing rescue - 110

Only if that little Nootch is hanging onto my foot

nah, he wouldn’t hang onto your foot.

he would however cast his line and set the hook on you.