I'll just let the joke pile up.

Are you sure this wasn’t Baton Rouge FLORIDA???

Any woman that totes heat AND needs to wash that ass, probably shouldn't have visitors. Just sayin.

Why is his mugshot posted? What did he do wrong?

Speaking of Florida, I read where the Oxygen network is developing a true crime show just based on all the crazy shit that happens there.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article230168969.html

A sure hit in the making

Its a male black thang. You know this.

i live in beauregard town and i heard that killing two weeks ago of the kid on the bike. it was like 15 shots. then there was another a few days ago on convention street, i woulda heard that one but it was 5 AM and i was sleepin. yesterday i rode my motorbike past the scene of that shooting on acadian. super sexy bess casserleigh was out there reporting on it. the is lanky princess.

baton rouge is FUCKING violent

Did you ever buy that pistol you were talking about getting a while back?

yeah of course, i have 3 pistols and an AR-15 now. i have a smith and wesson 9mm, a beretta 380, and a walther 22.

when i moved to BTR i was pumped about the freedom to bear arms