a few dug the state trooper joke. how 'bout this; bb king and his wife were staying in new orleans for a few months while he toured the gulf. he was set to hit the coast on about a 4 week round near his birthday. he left out, and mrs. bb was at the hotel in the quarter. she started hitting the bars a bit, and notice the tattoos that some of the youngsters were sporting. she decided that she'd get some ink herself. she strolled into a shop and told the artist, "put one big B on one butt cheek and another big B on the other butt cheek" he did as he was told. bb king came home a week later. mrs. bb met him at the door and said, "i've got you something for your birthday." she smiles, and walks over to the mini-bar. she hitche up her short skirt, bearing a bit of butt, then, she bends over double barrell style, and says, "how do you like that?" bb says, "hmmmmm, that's pretty good." "but, who the h$ll is BoB?"
