I came across this and thought... hmmm...

too queer for gravity.

"Good job, Gary!"

If Tebow and his gel hair can get a young black man, why not me?

love lifts us up where we belong.

bring me a higher love

trying to get to you and dat booty


good game!

UCLA fan (plus sized one with a blue cap):
Can you guys make me a sammich?

Where are plus-sized guy's neighbors?

#3 to #5:

"What the hell are you doing?" "I told you not in public after we score a TD!!!"

"If I could fly
I'd pick you up
I'd take you into the night
And show you a love
Like you've never seen, ever seen"

-Benny Mardones - Into the Night

Hit me, Baby, one more time...