That's a nice gold tie you are wearing. In two Saturdays we'll match it with a nice purple jacket !

Guy peering down: "Dude, how in the hell did you get the beans on top of the frank?"

Whats love got to do with it?

Reporter...." So Eli whos your daddy?"

Eli....."It was Archie but soon it will be Chad Lavalais"

Manning deadpans when asked a question about the $15,000 lawsuit against the Manning's book and his brother's escapades.

"He didn't really mean to be vulgar when he was showing her his arse. He was just horsin' around like Daddy taught us to do".

LSWHO????

Guy in front, "So you do have a little ____?"

"To be my own Manning!"

"I've seen porn where girls open their mouths like this and now I want you to do that to me."