Leinart: Thank you so much for scheduling all these cupcakes

Carrol: Well I knew you sucked and couldn't have beaten good teams......speaking of sucking, let me get that ear!!!!

Oh Matt....just wait until Trev Alberts comes over tonight and gets the other side!

Real Men of Troy don't need women

You wanna see how the real wet willy is supposed to feel. Later I'll show you why condoms were named after us, hehe.

meet you back at my place .... put on something sexy

Pete: "Lets go back to my place... I'll be the center."

"For that performance, later tonight Im gonna give you a 'performance' to remember. Im gonna pull out all the stops."

Sometimes pictures speak for themselves...

"Get on the scene, Like a Sex Machine" - James Brown

And the winners ..........

1. Geaux Scott
2. Starscream
3. Bengal B & Mesquite