check out # 10

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  1. houmatiger

    houmatiger Freshman

    [font=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]check out # 10[/font]
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    [font=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]They're Not Booing, They're Saying Boo[/font]
    The Dash is having a huge Halloween party this weekend and is assigning costumes to some guys from the game:
    Ghost: Oklahoma running back Adrian Peterson (1). His disappearance has been haunting the Sooners.

    Zombie: Kentucky coach Rich Brooks (2). Dead man walking the sidelines in Lexington.




    Vampire: North Carolina State's Chuck Amato (3). Why else would he wear those ugly sunglasses day and night? (Not to mention the fact that he's helped suck the blood out of donors for major facilities upgrades in Raleigh.)
    Werewolf: Ohio State center Nick Mangold (4). Lotta beard, lotta hair.

    Mummy: New Mexico State coach Hal Mumme (5).

    Spider: Louisville defensive end Elvis Dumervil (6). Only explanation for his 19 sacks and eight forced fumbles in seven games: He must have eight arms pawing at quarterbacks.

    Frankenstein: Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis (7). The crew cut, the square head ... no bolts in the neck that The Dash can see, though.

    Two-headed monster: Part Matt Leinart (8). Part Reggie Bush (9). All scary.

    Great pumpkin: Phil Fulmer (10).

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  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

  3. USNavyTiger

    USNavyTiger Founding Member

    suck fest....
     
  4. saltyone

    saltyone So Mote It Be

  5. DarkHornet

    DarkHornet Louisiana Sports Fan

    And we know this how? Everyone seemed to know for certain that Oklahoma was going to beat Kansas State with ease in the 2003 Big XII Championship.

    It drives me crazy when columnists post opinions like they are unchallengable fact.
     

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