1. Saw this on the enemy (Fla) forum page:

    How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Texas football team?

    One, Chrissy Simms.

    I've had such a good time with his struggles last year, I always pulled for Major but I'll predict that he finally wins a big one.

    UT - 35
    OU - 17
  2. Well, his team is "struggling" in the #2 position;)