Politicians are assholes in every state

Well all people are just people however the people in say California grow up thinking we in the South are racists, bigots, unwashed and not as smart as they are.

California, ironically, is chock full of people not from California. And half of them are from Mexico.

There's plenty of room at the Hotel Mexifornia

Well all I can say is it's not called the lands of the fruits and nuts for no reason. Seems every weird, deviant and anti American ideas begins there no matter who the population is.

But many are checking out and are able to leave unlike the song.

Unfortunately a lot of the are moving to Texas where they will vote to turn it into Texifornia

Texans will prevail

Half of them will be Texicans

Yeah but those Texicans love Texas too.