The only sex I had during the year I was in Sydney was while I was on R&R. I didn't touch the Vietnamese chicks as I was told & I believed that they had worse VD shit than anything Chuck could throw our way.

Was called the black syfilis I think don't quote me on that. I did touch the Thai girls in Bangkok. They were pretty clean but nasty minded. Sang and Lingh come to mind. They took full advantage of me. Oh what an education for a boy from the bayou's.

The chicks in Sydney were super special despite the language barrier. There were a ton of them in clubs @ Happy Hour. Buy them a couple of drinks, treat them to a nice dinner & the rest of the night was whoopee.

You put your billabong in the sheilas digiredoo's?

You just described the language barrier.

Yep two countries separated by a common language.

I have talked to Australians and we understood each other. Couldn't do that with non English speakers

How many times did they say mate?

I wasn't counting but I knew that didn't mean they considered me their spouse.

How many beers did you consume?