http://www.thedailybeast.com/articl...ntial-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html

I've found my candidate!!!

Deez is polling better than Jindal, Rubio, Christie, and Paul combined.

I'm pulling for Buddy the Cat or Sydney Voluptuous Buttocks

YOU are polling better than jindal. clearly hes just wanting a cabinet position but he wont even get that.

He has to admit he isn't white to himself.

He is having a house built in University Club. Why would he do that unless he is planning to live in Baton Rouge

if only you two could switch races both of you would be better happier.

same reason terry saban is building houses in baton rouge.

no one really owns land. they just rent it for a bit.

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm gonna play this whole white thing out. No way in hell im trying to be persecuted everyday.

Nailed it