Degreed readers

No not a grammar nazi, just passing on a "professional" joke:

attorneys: good spellers/readers
doctors: suped up vets
cpa's: can count all their fingers (like myself)

 

tax or audit?

 

industry - bank controller

 

i'm a tax guy

 

Now THAT explains it.

 

you trying reading the Code all day. it's made many a man go crazy.