1. No not a grammar nazi, just passing on a "professional" joke:

    attorneys: good spellers/readers
    doctors: suped up vets
    cpa's: can count all their fingers (like myself)
  2. tax or audit?
  3. industry - bank controller
  4. i'm a tax guy
  5. Now THAT explains it.
  6. you trying reading the Code all day. it's made many a man go crazy.