Dr. Strangepost

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by philter, Nov 13, 2005.

  1. philter

    philter Founding Member

    ..Or, How I learned to stop complaining and accept our fate:
    A selection of two halves of tidefans.com posts.

    (Highlighted for emphasis. Names have been removed to protect the stupid)





    03:37 PM
    We're fixin to kick their ***

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    03:44 PM
    what a good start.

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    03:48 PM
    We got the field postion.

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    03:52 PM
    big time stop, rtr

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    03:52 PM
    My God our D is great

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    03:57 PM
    You see that throw off his back foot? Somebody might have just found his touch.

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    04:09 PM
    We got that field postion back

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    04:11 PM
    This is the best way to neutralize that rush -- with a strong running game!!!!

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    04:11 PM
    I smell the end zone.

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    04:12 PM
    red zone time

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    04:14 PM
    first point are big , rollllllll tide rollllllllllllllllll

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    04:29 PM
    Shula's calling a hell of a game so far

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    04:32 PM
    jj is in, shula is holding nothing back

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    04:32 PM
    SHULA! You are the man!

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    04:32 PM
    What was that, other than brilliant?

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    04:33 PM
    Did anyone else see Lee Corso wearing the Tiger head on the ESPN show?
    LOSER!

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    04:34 PM
    blitz! Can BC read the blitz or what?

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    04:38 PM
    rooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll tide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    10-o

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    04:47 PM
    SO FAR IN THIS GAME...our defense has been amazing..here's hopeing that it stays that way!

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    04:53 PM
    Bout time for a LSU turnover. JR is about to just throw one out there and hope.

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    05:08 PM
    Nice to see the crowd get louder even
    I want a shutout! YES!

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    05:09 PM
    No Gooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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    05:09 PM
    Aww the Tigers didn't even get a "DOINK" out of that kick. :)

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    05:22 PM
    Big A How Many Here......................
    at the beginning of this game would have called anybody, that said we would be up 10-0, NUTS! I would have..................

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    05:38 PM
    LSU seems to wear down physically in second halves of games. I hope that trend continues.

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  2. philter

    philter Founding Member

    2nd half...


    05:43 PM
    Great Kickoff

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    05:46 PM
    That should have been either a no-call or offensive interference.

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    05:46 PM
    What a crap PI call!

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    05:49 PM
    they're shoving down our throats right now. Bad calls or not, they obviously made some good adjustments at the half.

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    05:51 PM
    That's OK, we get to play with the ball in the second half too.

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    05:56 PM
    They are only rushing 3 because our corners are getting exposed. A mobile QB who can pass is the way to beat A Kines defense.

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    05:56 PM
    LSU is now pumped. I know that it is early, but I am feeling blue...

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    05:58 PM
    Maybe we need to go back in the locker room and come back out again.

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    06:00 PM
    this could get ugly.

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    06:02 PM
    'Cause the officials want LSU one of the MEDIA darlings to win!

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    06:05 PM
    If we don't do something NOW to turn this around, we could be trying for a fourth quarter comeback...

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    06:07 PM
    back to even, o needs to respond

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    06:08 PM
    Is Brodie hurt?

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    06:11 PM
    this is starting to suck a little bit

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    06:12 PM
    I can't watch. We look very feeble right now. Time for a beer...

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    06:14 PM
    Jesus wants us to win

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    06:17 PM
    Aw the LSU sob story how cute

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    06:20 PM
    Geez pal, a tragedy of that proportion is nothing to try to make a funny about.

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    06:22 PM
    I think our magic just ran out. We are calling 5 step drops when everybody and their mothers know they are gonna kill brodie

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    06:27 PM
    Well, it looks like the officials are gonna take this game over.

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    06:31 PM
    They've gotta start getting to Russell. They were before. What happened?

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    06:35 PM
    Bama Pass defense = overrated

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    06:35 PM
    LSU's got the fork out . . .

    Getting ready to stick it in . . .

    Awwwww, man, this hurts!

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    06:37 PM
    Kick is no good. Thank goodness for small miracles....

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    06:40 PM
    It's BRODIE time.

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    06:41 PM
    WE are getting dominated on O and D right now

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    06:43 PM
    Perfect dramatic setup. Bama D gets mean. Bama O closes the door. Classic Bama win.

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    06:46 PM
    something good is about 2 happen i feel it

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    06:46 PM
    I'm sending my wife out to kill a chicken.

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    06:49 PM
    Brodie is rattled. We need to put the ball in KD's hands on some draws and mis-directions. Eat clock and pick up yards.

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    06:49 PM
    I'm about to vomit...my heart.

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    06:51 PM
    We gotta break out of this shell we've went into since the 1st half. Gotta get some yards here some how some way. Cant run it up the middle 2 times then get sacked and punt.

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    06:52 PM
    Big A Folks:
    We have been here before, it's time for the drive part 3.

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    06:55 PM
    LOL - Brodie scared. He went down. No defensive player around, but he just went down.

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    06:57 PM
    big time stop

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    06:58 PM
    98 yards

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    06:58 PM
    Has anything gone our way in this half. Come on. We need to stop waiting for them to make a mistake and make a play.

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    06:59 PM
    OK, enough teasing. Bama will scrap and fight to get some points. As someone mentioned earlier...THE DRIVE!

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    06:59 PM
    Self destruction !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    07:03 PM
    the only way we're going to win this game is with a turnover.

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    07:04 PM
    This is looking real BAD now!

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    07:04 PM
    I think Lundquist just said that we have 0 yards this half.

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    07:07 PM
    Jesus wants us to win, don't forget.

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    07:09 PM
    Yessss!!! No Good!!!!



    07:10 PM
    Excuse my french, but ****** overtime. Let's win it here.

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    07:10 PM
    Brodie . . . man, here's your chance to go down in Crimson Tide lore.

    Brother, make us proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    07:15 PM
    An all out throw or do we throw it under converage and try some laterals?

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    07:16 PM
    Coach Brant we need some help

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    07:16 PM
    man that almost worked

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    07:17 PM
    Overtime... Who has the advantage? ALABAMA DOES..

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    07:18 PM
    There D line should be wore out from sacking Brodie. I think our D has settled in.

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    07:19 PM
    For some reason, I feel good going into OT now. At least we'll have the ball on the positive side of the field for a change.


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    07:24 PM
    Money

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    07:25 PM
    Time for a turnover . . .We can not give up any positive yardage here.

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    07:26 PM
    Dang I don't want Justin to score and beat us. I know his mom.

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    07:27 PM
    One more play and we live for another day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    07:28 PM
    Game / Season over ---- it was a good run

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    07:29 PM
    Well, the critics were right. Our offense is not good enough. The defense deserves better than to be on the field for this loss. Every player on offense owes the defense for this loss...

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    07:31 PM
    I'm proud of em. They took a team with far superior talent on the roster to the wire with zero offense in the second half.
    Our future looks bright. Now let's beat Auburn.

     
  3. philter

    philter Founding Member

    :lsup: LSU! LSU! :crystal: LSU! LSU! :lsup: ​
     
  4. Jean Lafitte

    Jean Lafitte The Old Guard

    Great collection of posts! Thanks.

    I agree with them 100 percent on this . . . beat Aubarn.
     
  5. Deceks7

    Deceks7 Founding Member

    Originally Posted by
    My God, why won't they call holding on their LT??????
    'Cause the officials want LSU one of the MEDIA darlings to win!


    What broadcast were they watching? LSU certainly wasn't the media darling in this game. Even after the game I saw too many articles about bama losing the game, few about LSU winning.
     
  6. OkieTigerTK

    OkieTigerTK Tornado Alley

    Philter, I was laughing my ass off at a lot of those! Thanks.




    06:14 PM
    "Jesus wants us to win"

    07:07 PM
    "Jesus wants us to win, don't forget."


    Please tell me that guy was not serious!


    06:46 PM
    I'm sending my wife out to kill a chicken.

    :rofl:



     
  7. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    No, you guys missed the phucking quote of the century:

    "There D line should be wore out from sacking Brodie."

    That is classic!
     
  8. ccgw

    ccgw luv'em Tigers

    Great work Philter. Enjoyed it so much that I saved it on my computer. Pretty much sums up the Bama fans emotions.

    Thanks for the good post. Can't give you any more rep points (Can someone tell me what is the preset criteria the Forum's software has for one to give someone a rep point for another good post? Is there a magic number for rep points or red points to others before one can come back to the original poster?)
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  9. blindside517

    blindside517 Founding Member

    we are media darlings? that kinda makes me mad!
     
  10. BostonBengal

    BostonBengal Founding Member

    Yeah, I laughed at that one as well!
     

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