1. Okay, it's entirely too close to lunch to read that.
  2. Another you might enjoy. For the name alone I post. :grin:

    'Grandma Giving Grandpa A Handjob At Christmas Dinner Under The Table During Grace"

    1.50 oz Old Grandad 114 Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey
    2 oz Bols Advocaat Liqueur
    2.25 oz Meukow Vanilla Cognac
    2.25 oz Pama pomegranate liqueur
  3. Jamison
    Ice

    I call it a Jamison Rocks
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  4. Hey, thanks for yet another stunning visual!
  5. Now stop me if you have had this one!

    Unconscious in a Turkey Pen with a Potato Shoved Up Your A$$ For 7 Hours

    1 ½ oz Segram's 7
    1 ½ oz Wild Turkey 101
    1 ½ oz Monopolowa Potato Vodka
  6. Please STOP--there are three 8th grade boys cleaning up my room, and I don't want to bust out laughing!
  7. But seriously folks, this is a drink:

    Sex on the Beach with QBert and Darth Vader As A Naked Fat Japanese Guy Masturbates In The Surf


    1 oz Vodka
    1.5 oz Peach Schnapps
    1 dash Grenadine
    Fill with orange juice-
    1 oz curacao
    1.5 oz Beefeater Gin-
    Fill with Jagermeister
    .50 oz Malibu Mango Rum

    Bar cost 50.00 bucks. One drink you fall down, kinda!
  8. A bartender friend of mine made me one of these...
    A Hard F**k on a Cold Concrete Floor
    Can't remember the recipe... I know there is 151 rum, blueberry schnapps, pineapple juice, curacao, etc... It is one of those drinks that you drink and feel the need to stick your pinky out... But when you try to stand up, you can't...