1. i think it was the hawthorne one. you know the guy who wore womens underwear, allegedly. so it was apropos.
  2. Nothing lady like. Wouldn't want to be the dude that tilted your halo.
  3. I'm sure my halo was tilted many, many years ago.
  4. Red was never a child. He was born a miniature adult.
  5. You should see the stuff we have to delete from these hosers. But damn, I must have forgot to say, "not that there is anything wrong with that".

    The first rule of standup comedy--after you make a Frank Sinatra joke, you have to say, "Just kidding Frank." -- Howie Mandel