I'm ready. Just changed my ringtone to this. By Big Luthor Kent.

I have Neck as my ringtone.

GEAUX TIGERS!

Geauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuxxxxxxxx!

Anybody seeing Elmer on tv this morning? I mean no disrespect but he has no future in tv. He's horrible. Is he physically ok? It looks like he struggles to be coherent. Seriously.

I wonder if he has had a stroke or an aneurysm or something. He is more incoherent than ever.

Somebody give the man a box of crayons so he can spend his time drawing up the run off tackle against 9 in the box.

Watching ESPN Gameday,.. that crappy Clemson Tiger mascot sure doesn't hold a candle to Mike.

I was going to say, it's good to see that Corso seems to have gotten past his stroke,.. but then he up and picks BYU.

The toss left, toss right, run it up the gut, punt trickery. The Hat.

There isn't a Tiger mascot in all of CFB that rivals Mike.

Corso picking BYU is a lock for a LSU W. Corso just might be a bit retarded.