if you would just walk around telling people you're a bone-in type of girl i think that would do wonders for those parent/teacher conferences.

With the dads, probably so. With the moms...not so much.

dont be picky.

Well, actually, the insinuation is that the parents would be picky. No, scratch that, I'm picky, too. Girls just don't do it for me.

dont be so selfish. marriage is about giving. help the hubby out.

Hmmm. As much as that might "help the hubby out," I'm going to pass on the women.

I have sinned !!!!!

For Mothers Day we had ribs and chicken done on something similar to this, but made by Bayou Classic. I was in awe at how good the ribs and chicken were. Cooked them for 8 hours at about 230 degrees.

I don't like my meat steamed, so I use charcoal only. Gas is just lazy. If you want to use gas, just break out the liquid smoke and stay in the air conditioned kitchen. You'll save yourself a lot of money. I was given a gas grill once. I drug it to the street for trash collection.

Chimney starters are a must. I haven't purchased lighter fluid in over a decade.

i mean, who really does. although there was this one time at airline spa in the whirlpool.