Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An LSU fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die-hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming 'Rocky Top' as he fell to his death. Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the DAWGS!" and threw himself off the mountain barking "Who let the Dawgs out?...Woof, woof, woof, woof!" as he crashed on the rocks below. Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the LSU fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for THE TIGERS!" and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting, "Fly War Eagle! Fly!"
Oh my goodness, I almost fell out of my chair just now, that was funny. Green for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
