1. I won't last a day if you don't.
  2. You must be California dreamin'
  3. * this thread brought to you by Cialis, Depends and Geritol.
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  4. VIAGRA, don't forget you lil blue pills gentlemen...

  5. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft
    Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft


    In your mind you have capacities you know

    To telepath messages through the vast unknown

    Please close your eyes and concentrate

    With every thought you think

    Upon the recitation we’re about to sing


    (*) calling occupants of interplanetary craft

    Calling occupants of interplanetary most extraordinary craft


    Repeat (*)


    You’ve been observing our earth

    And we’d like to make a contact with you

    We are your friends


    Calling occupants of interplanetary craft

    Calling occupants of interplanetary ultra-emissaries


    We’ve been observing your earth

    And one night we’ll make a contact with you

    We are your friends


    Calling occupants of interplanetary quite extraordinary craft


    And please come on peace, we beseech you

    Only a landing will teach them

    Our earth may never survive

    So do come, we beg you

    Please interstellar policeman

    Oh, won’t you give us a sign

    Give us a sign that we’ve reached you


    With your mind you have ability to form

    And transmit thought energy far beyond the norm

    You close your eyes, you concentrate

    Together that’s the way

    To send the message

    We declare world contact day


    Repeat (*) twice


    We are your friends
  6. Karen's last album had her picture..............on the side.
  7. Rim Shot!

    Bada Bing
  8. Careful, you're dating yourself using album. You'll be lumped with the rest of us old farts who remember what an album was. :lol:
  9. Hannah is looking good this morning. Of course it's a split screen with John Clayton so she looks like Miss America next to him.

    Speaking of NFL Countdown...is Keyshawn Johnson the biggest idiot and worst sportscaster ever? He really sucks!

    Cris Carter and Tom Jackson bring credibility as former players. KJ just talks to talk. There's no substance there at all.