1. This definitely gave me my laugh for the day! I love it....and it's so true.
  2. Maybe one of those sheep will give you a ride when you run out of gas
  3. When I was in high school there was a hurricane predicted to hiy Baton Rouge. My dad stocked up on a bunch of crap like potted meat product and Vienna sausages. Fearing that I might have to eat some of it I took it all to the grocery store and put it in the poor box
    Then I bought stuff like tuna, canned chicken peanut butter and jelly and Chef Boyardee ravioli.
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