I love my wife

Did before this, but for our 6th anniversary she got me an original pressing, never opened Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here on vinyl, all original art work and posters inside.

 

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I kid. I kid. My better half & I have been together almost 41 years.

 

Haven't gotten it home yet, but I'm not sure I'm gonna open it

 

If keep gushing about your wife we are going to have to kick you out of NO MA'AM

 

The proper response at a moment like this is to cunt punt her and yell in her face "Bitch WTF is this shit?! Shove this up your ass and bring me goddamn Dark Side of the Moon or GTFO!!!"

Happily married 23 years.

 

Your better half obviously doesn't check this site on a regular basis.

 

I'd still be single if my wife hadn't proposed to me.

 

83% of married men would still be single if their then-girlfriend had never begun the process of dropping hints that they were ready to tie the knot.

64% of stats on the internet are completely made up.

 

I've already got Dark Side Animals is next on the list.