i was working obviously and this keyboard on my phone decides whats best. my phone is black.

Sorry, @tirk , you sounded drunk.

My grammar is stellar even after an abita amber. I may have to start drinking during the games at this rate.

Like you don't already drink during games. Please.

Are you saying you don't already drink during games?

Very seldom.

I like to drink when I'm happy not sad.

I only drink when I'm by myself or with somebody.

I drink with my good Buddy Weiser, my old pal Jack Daniels and his podnuh Jimmy Beam. Or sometimes just me and my Old Grandad

I drink with a Crown sometimes, when I feel Royal.

We were down in the Rio Grande Valley, years back a liter of Crown was $18, the second was half price. 2 liters of Crown for $ 27. We had so much on the trip back, if the truck would have caught fire, they would have never put it out.