1. Damn horse looking at the freaking people coming down the stretch, that may be what cost him the race
  2. He must have thought he was Usain Bolt.
  3. Did you see him? I hate when horses do that shit, people don't usually understand that these creatures have personalities much like people. Some of them love attention and a couple 10k people screaming from a grandstand will certainly provide it. Keep your head down and run you stupid horse, I could have been 2 for 2 in derby winners.
  4. He who bets on horses will eat horsemeat intead of beef.

    I actually did eat horsemeat once. In South Florida my Cuban friends mother cooked some with black beans and rice. Pretty good. Tasted like pork. She bought it at a Publix.