Cold ketchup on a nice ribeye

Now you're just startin shit.

You're gonna get shot.

I'm just gonna say he is likely doing the shooting. But that don't forgive doing something that's not even childish. There's a new low for that kind of behavior. If my kid put ketchup on any steak, burnt or not, I'm having him neutered.

You've spent too much time in Germany but I'm not going to say you are wrong. I do it too

Wrong. I keep the Heinz convenience store packs

Yep homemade mayo not that jar shit if you can help it.

shoulda known. Kyle would be proud.

$100 says it's USDA choice or some other pre-packaged dog food equivalent, still no excuse