1. my first thought too.

    i may be married to the enemy, but he sure as hell knows better than to say anything like that!

    if he does, i get the dog and the house that has walls. he gets the bills and the house that still needs to be rebuilt!
  2. :eek: I think that machine that creates black holes is starting to have it's effects.
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  3. That's my kind of pre-nup!
  4. Married to Saban Spawn. If he tries to pull anything I get half. I will first take his $400 chain saw and split his truck, riding lawn mower, golf clubs, fishing poles and boat in half. Then borrow a friends chainsaw to cut his chainsaw in half. :hihi:
  5. If he was serious (which I doubt) run for your life.
  6. Can I have the boat? I mean giving it away to some dude in California will only stick the knife deeper!
  7. I'm sure she'll give you her half!
  8. Sure. You can have the boat Cali. Anyone know if I can saw a few shotguns, rifles and a handgun in half too?
  9. I think that's illegal...:thumb:
  10. For the boat. It's done. Should you punt him now or wait till AFTER the Bama game? Cuts deeper then too.