bugs/critters are everywhere,.. pour some Pepsi onto roast beef and a gadzillion little worms start crawling out.

No way I'm going to watch. I like figs but I can take them or leave them, but I'm not going to stop eating dead cows.

Have you learned nothing from martin, I mean @Jmg

I'm not buying fish antibiotics either

Dangit fish antibiotics are the same as human antibiotics!

Electricity can be produced from cheese.

http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2016/01/08/3737340/cheese-power-is-real/

Sweet, I will carry a block of Gouda in my backpack in case my phone dies.

I carry parmesan so if I can sprinkle some over any spaghetti I run across.

Barry Manilow did not write his hit song "I write the songs."

Michael J. Fox's middle name is Andrew. Oh, those wacky Canadians.