1. English farmer George Shields drives a motorized garden shed that can do 55 mph

  2. Charles Dawes is the only US vice president to write a hit pop song.
    "It's all in the game" was a #1 hit in 1958.
  3. Ever try to drown a wasp? Holy crap, I caught one with the skim net in my pool and just dunked him. 2 min later the angry little bastard still had the wiggles. I was blown away at how long he held on.
  4. About half the people in the world have eyelash mites
  5. DO NOT spray them with roundup!!
    does not kill them. it gives them 'roid rage.

    and if you ever do spray them with roundup, try not to trip over the shrubs when attempting to hurdle them.
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  6. Or seven dust
  7. Not after I burnt mine off in Iraq circa 2000. Clean slate buddy.
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  8. That is actually the mean age for a great grandmother in all US inner cities. Actually it's a little high in comparison.
  9. wouldn't know about that.
    I now check freaking everywhere for those evil bastards before I spray anything.
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