Your body produces extra earwax when you are afraid

Frontier League baseball player Brandon Thomas hit a grand slam home run on Aug 21,2016 - over the fence, into the parking lot and right into the windshield of his own car.

when i was playing, there were a few kids we suspected was older than they said, but i don't think any of them had their own cars yet.

The space between your eyebrows is called the glabella

A fire ignited at Tokyo Medical University Hospital in April, 2016 when a patient undergoing a laser operation passed gas

I'm calling bullshit on this one

To be clear, it may have happened, and if so it was a chain of unfortunate events and nothing to do with farts and a laser.

I posted it awhile back. It's true. She suffered like 3rd degree burns on half her body.

A fart will not ignite a laser beam

I knew you'd confuse that. The laser beam ignited th fart. Just bc you play with those pointers at work for etching doesn't make you a scientist.

And farts do burn. A long time ago I knew a guy who would light his farts with a Bic for the dubious entertainment value.