Little Known Facts

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by Bengal B, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Yes but shanes talking lasers bc he played with one at work once.
     
  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    I use to have a laser pointer. Bought it for $5 at Office Depot. Only thing it was good for was as a cat toy
     
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  3. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

    I bought one to point out things on TV,.. turns out, lazer pointers don't show up on a TV screen,.. only thing it's good for is a cat toy,.. and shining on boobs from across the room.
     
  4. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Ok smartass, maybe just MAYBE if the beam was on the persons asshole Center mass it has a .0001 chance. If they were operating on an eye or a shoulder or hip there is no chance that the beam ignited passed gas. None! This story is up in smoke.
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Wrong. Happened.

    http://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/AJ201610300030.html
     
  6. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

  7. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Wrong bill nye the skipped science class guy.
     
  8. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    You are impossible, maybe you really are martin.
     
  9. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Just because you say lasers have a miniscule chance to ignite the bitchs gas doesn't make it so. But I know you think so. That's just not good enough.
     
  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    What I think probably happened is they cut into a pocket of gas. Then it might happen. There is literally zero chance she farted and caused a fire from a 3 watt co2 laser when the beam wasn't focused on her butt. None, zero, cannot happen. This is click bait or the hospital covering up malpractice.
     

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