1. Yes but shanes talking lasers bc he played with one at work once.
  2. I use to have a laser pointer. Bought it for $5 at Office Depot. Only thing it was good for was as a cat toy
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  3. I bought one to point out things on TV,.. turns out, lazer pointers don't show up on a TV screen,.. only thing it's good for is a cat toy,.. and shining on boobs from across the room.
  4. Ok smartass, maybe just MAYBE if the beam was on the persons asshole Center mass it has a .0001 chance. If they were operating on an eye or a shoulder or hip there is no chance that the beam ignited passed gas. None! This story is up in smoke.
  5. Wrong. Happened.

    http://www.asahi.com/sp/ajw/articles/AJ201610300030.html
  6. Wrong bill nye the skipped science class guy.
  7. You are impossible, maybe you really are martin.
  8. Just because you say lasers have a miniscule chance to ignite the bitchs gas doesn't make it so. But I know you think so. That's just not good enough.
  9. What I think probably happened is they cut into a pocket of gas. Then it might happen. There is literally zero chance she farted and caused a fire from a 3 watt co2 laser when the beam wasn't focused on her butt. None, zero, cannot happen. This is click bait or the hospital covering up malpractice.