1. One of the 1st lessons I learned was to never trust a fart
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  2. Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair.
  3. That's like America making Bin Laden a citizen. I mean, Godzilla destroyed Tokyo how many times?
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  4. Heard this on the radio this morning....the chance of the same person winning both the Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots this weekend are one in 80 quadrillion. Thats 80,000,000,000,000,000 to 1.
  5. That's all! I'm going to buy another ticket for each.
  6. The average person grows 590 miles of hair in a lifetime.
  7. So, you say there's a chance?
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  8. All I am saying, is give me a chance.
  9. I didn't win the Mega Millions. The good news is that now my odds are much lower for the Powerball.
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  10. The only number ever retired in the National Hockey League is Wayne Gretzky's 99.