1. If you allow 3 seconds per piece of art, it would take you 5 months to view every exhibit in the Louvre.
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  2. I've lived without head longer than that !!
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  3. So that's what happened to Red, poor bastard wilted away
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  4. lol

    Thought about you when I read this one the other day....In Oklahoma, it is illegal to take a bite from another person's hamburger.
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  5. I don't know about illegal but depending on where we are eating it's a good way to get punched in the throat
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  8. Garrett Morgan invented both the traffic signal and the gas mask. How did he know we would be stuck at a red light behind a car spewing clouds of smoke from the exhaust?